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"We Found Waldo" The Daily What
The Daily What:

Buy This: Freudian Slippers.

Q: How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis. Ladder!

Criggo. I sometimes worry that I don't worry enough.
Abstruse Goose
I've posted a number of these before, but BuzzFeed has a nice collection of badly captioned news stories. The above is an exception. That caption is perfect.

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This is totally the answer to the important question, "What would Jesus Drive?" Skull Swap
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"That’s Not Traumatizing Or Anything" from There, I Fixed It.
A comment on the above is well worth reading:
Fixer JimDawg shows off his lyrical prowess,
“to the tune of “Up on the Housetops”:
“Up on the housetop
Deer with no paws
Out stumbles drunken Bubba Claus
Haulin’ presents with the dead
Looks like Tommy wet his bed”
And the refrain:
“Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Oh God, no!
Who wouldn’t throw
Up on the housetop
Sick..sick..sick
Santa with a gun
Hide me quick!”

I adored the caption that Julia Segal put on the following:
"And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man cat they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man cat
Rocket man cat burning out his fuse up here alone."Skull Swap
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I'd be willing to bet this is some gospel group. Don't Judge My Hair

Unclear on the concept:

(Note: I work security at a small university. A student approaches my desk.)

Student: “I think someone might have sent me an anthrax letter.”

Me: “Okay, why do you think that?”

Student: “Well I got a letter telling me I might have won some money, but I haven’t entered any contests.”

Me: “Was there any powder in it?”

Student: “No. Just the letter. But it’s suspicious.”

Me: “Companies send those out all the time to market things.”

Student: “I really think it has anthrax.”

Me: “Okay, give it to me.”

Student: “Well, I threw it away in the computer lab.”

Me: “You threw it away in a public trash can?”

Student: “Well yeah, it might have anthrax!”

Not Always Right

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Terminator V, the shortest in the franchise, comes in at less than a minute long, not including credits. xkcd

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see more Celeb Look-A-Likes Probably slept with similar numbers of Hollywood actresses, too.
The first part of the first column explains the headline... and is even funnier than the headline. Criggo
Don't Judge My Hair... This is actually easier to do than it might look. When your daughter starts nursery school, but a cardboard box over her head. When she graduates from college, take it off. Voila!
Dad has lost the remote for the last time. There, I Fixed It
Scariest. Halloween. Costume. EVAR. Picture is Unrelated
Won't you be my neighbor? Engrish Funny
Savage Chickens
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I was describing this picture to a friend yesterday, and said "How awesome is a costume that makes part of your mind think, 'Man, I wish I was paraplegic.'" Picture is Unrelated
No Exit

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Make My Mood I think I may have watched an episode of this show once, but I'm not sure.
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netI've always thought flames made vehicles look hotter. Skull Swap
Wise advice. Epic4chan
If it stays on the bottom, it could become sentimentary rock... Probably Bad News

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