Sunday, September 6, 2009

Ice Cream Conservatives

Another from Firedoglake. After quoting a conservative unhappy with Ben and Jerry's Hubby Hubby Ice Cream, Thers helpfully lists a number of possible "conservative" ice cream flavors...
Chunky Not Really Descended from Monkey
Death By Chocolate Waterboard
Health Care Crunch Denied Because of Preexisting Condition
Cherry Garcia Ha Ha Your Dead Hippie
Butter Pee in a Can Before You Can Get a Job Junkie
Mint Chocolate LIBERALS WANT TO MIX A FETUS INTO THIS PINT OF ICE CREAM Chip
Rocky Road to HELL
Extra Fudgepacker Brownie Burn in Hellfire
Many, many more suggestions in the comments.

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